The Mind of Marvin

ANTE UP, PEOPLE!!!

It’s your boy Marvin here and I want to put this out there cause I still can’t figure out why people act all funny when they owe YOU money?!?

I mean, no matter who it is they all act the same…You be the judge…over time, here are a few characteristics I have observed of these weak earthlings:

1. They always acknowledge the debt but never pays up

2. They make up their own “payment plan” that was never discussed with you

3. They pay you back in odd denominations at odd times (don’t chase me down just to pay me $35 when you owe me $200!!!)

4. You don’t have your $$$ back, but you see the debtor out all the time rocking new sh*t, posted in the club, talking about new sh*t they bought, etc. but somehow can’t pay you back $50

5. You ask for the money, but they act like “you’re good” and they feel they can pay wheneva they want cause you “had it” to spare in the first place

6. Worst of all…they may question what you need your own $$$$ back for and determine if its important or not (as if getting your money isn’t enough…if I gave you $$$$ in November and you still owe me $$$$ in April, who cares what you need $$$$ for at this point, I need my doe!!!!)

Sorry for the random post but sometimes I really don’t understand how these characteristics keep popping up in so many different people. I bet if I showed up at your door with a ‘NEUROMODULAR DISCOMBOBULATER’ pointed in your grill you’d think twice about them lame a$$ excuses and pay up my bread before I turn you into SPACE DUST!

C’mon people!…be responsible and pay your debt before things get ugly & friendships are ruined…word of advise tho, “Never lend more money than you can afford to give away” (cause you might not get it back!)

Later earthlings….Marvin signing out.