Foot Patrol Incident Report #6

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  Retro XIV

“What’s up with this MUMBO JUMBO?”

Phony Sharkskins is back on the scene…sorry for the delay but the Street Sharks have been busy at work capturing more of the Evil Faker’s henchmen.

This time, we found some RETRO XIV’s and boy what a disgrace!  It’s hard to tell in this pic (sorry, had to move quick to get these), but the mid section actually has a red laser collage similar to the patterns featured on the DUB ZERO…There’s entirely too much going on and the madness ends here…not only are they coping another classic, but to add LASER print is absurd…I mean, what’s up with this MUMBO JUMBO?!?

So you know who I had to call to try to figure out what’s going on here?…None other than, MUMBO JUMBO himself…and he couldn’t even figure out how & why this mess was put together (and looking at these only made him mad)!!!

Remember people…when it comes to fakes…“DON’T BITE!!!”

Phony signing out for now…I’ll be back soon though…stay tuned!