Foot Patrol Incident Report #3

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Retro XI

Phony Sharkskins’ job is never done with monsters like these roaming the earth. I definitely had to share this debacle and tragic version of the classic Retro XI.

Special love goes out to the lady Shark (yes fellas, there are lady Sharks out there too, so watch out!) who captured these “Ronald McDonald” XI’s…Thanks Miss Sixy!

Well, the photo speaks for itself and its another sad story for these Retro XI imposters. I did get a chance to talk to Mr. McDonald himself and he said that if anyone cosigns this shoe as the “Ronald McDonald XI” (and is serious about it), they will get some “special sauce” in their next Big Mac!

Stop ruining a classic!!! I’m NOT Lovin It!!!