Black Folks are BEASTS (for chicken)

“Love that chicken @ Popeye’s!”

Beast Man checking in again to let you know what’s going today…I was kinda caught off guard cause I could sense large groups of BEASTS migrating across the globe but I couldn’t figure out where they were going…luckily I’m a BEAST MASTER, so all I had to do was concentrate a little harder and the answer was right under my nose.

So what’s so special about April 22???…none other than Popeye’s “Pay Day” promotion…today only, 8 pieces of chicken were marked down to $4.99!?! (yeah, I know…so what’s so special about that again?)…You would have thought they were giving away FREE chicken with the lines so long all day. You know Beast Man lives for the hype and I had to pop up at a few Popeye’s to catch the hype…here’s what I found:

Location #1:

This 1st location had so many cars in the drive-thru that it spilled onto the main street and was actually backing up traffic! (shout-out to the girl who rolled down her window and asked me to take her picture LMFAO!…c’mon, spell it with me people...G-H-E-T-T-O!)

Location #2:

This 2nd location was worst than the 1st…The drive-thru line was so long that it actually double wrapped around the building! Wow! Customers were not discouraged cause people were lined up outside waiting to place orders inside! People parked behind the building and on neighboring streets just to go stand in line and wait for their chicken.

Click on the pics & see for yourself if you don’t believe me.

Between all the HYPE-BEASTING and savory chicken, I’m kinda tired (the “ITIS” is setting in!!!)…so, I’ll let Marv finish up this post if you don’t mine…later BEASTS!

Ok, its Marv here…Beast Man asked me to finish up cause he knew I was best suited to tell the world why this angers us over here @ Capital Kicks…I mean, what’s so serious about 8 pieces of chicken for $5??? Sorry, but I don’t think this is a big deal…why are all these Popeye’s being flooded with people for this promotion?…I’m pretty sure your local grocery store has a better deal for you & your family…I like chicken, but not enough to stand in line for over an hour for 8 pieces…somehow, I also feel bad for black folks cause this “chicken” stereotype seems to be true…being a Martian, I am oblivious to race issues, but man, why are black folks so HYPE on chicken? Pics don’t lie!…I’m not trying to be funny… just asking, WHY?

*NOTE: If this were SUPER POPEYE’S, I’d be there!…that’s REAL Louisiana cooking!!! (yes, Super Popeye’s does exist…my fav spot in Metairie, LA but unfortunately, Hurricane Katrina took ‘em out & they never opened back up…sorry I couldn’t share the experience)

I’m still mad at black folks tho (and confused) for this excessive BEASTING over some chicken…so what’s next? A watermelon & rim sale?

I’m done with you weaklings….Marv signing out.