Foot Patrol Incident Report #5

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Spizike & Fusion VII-X

“Misery loves company…”

Phony Sharkskins is back on the scene with the Street Sharks & it took the whole gang to capture these monstrosities. Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you (go ahead, click, blow it up & see for yourself)…these are actual kicks and they were found roaming the streets [together].

Ok let’s go in on these Spizikes…I’m not even that mad at the classic black/red color-way, but still…that is the only pass cause the leather on these bad boys look as stiff as cardboard…guess you don’t have to worry about creases!!!

But it’s the counterpart that needed the most attention…I brought the whole gang in just to take a look before we escorted this garbage to its rightful home…THE SEWER…wow, I mean what’s good with these FUSION’s?!? Guess I’m the only one who’s never heard of the VII/X (& whatever else is on there)…just stop, you’re killing me.

This double dose of garbage made it’s way to the trash…But guess who found them & had a few KICKS on us?

Yes, even the RAT KING couldn’t co-sign this garbage…now that’s sad…all he knows is garbage (and rats)!?!

Remember gang, when it comes to FAKES…please, “DON’T BITE!”