Jesus Shuttlesworth is a BEAST

“He STILL Got Game!”

Well, well, well…look who decided to show up last night! I guess Mr. Allen received Beast Man’s page that the playoffs started…I can’t fully say Ray Allen has shown up yet (cause the guy wearing #20 in green only had 2 points at halftime), but in the second half…wow! Doc Rivers said he needed someone to win the game for them, but he didn’t know who…guess he got in contact wit Denzel cause Jesus Shuttlesworth came down from the heavens to save the day…Jesus came thru with 28 points (6-treys) in the second half including the game winning 3-pointer …Praise Jesus!

Props to Rajon Rondo with a MON-STAR triple-douple, 19pts…12rebs…16 asts…now that’s a BEAST!

Who knew this series would turn into the UCONN & LSU alumni game? Ray Allen vs Ben Gordon (Jesus, where was the D?…BG dropped 42!) and Glen “Big Baby” Davis vs Tyrus Thomas (Big Baby droppin 30?!?…Tyrus left his jumper in the overtime of game 1; he obviously left it somewhere cause he didn’t have it in game 2)…

Who’s going to show up in Chicago for game 3?

One is for sure, BEAST MAN will be there!…Cause that’s what BEASTS do!