Foot Patrol Incident Report #4

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Retro V

IT’S HAMMER TIME!!!

I had to call in some muscle and bring in my boy “Hammer Head” to beat these monsters to a pulp. After trashing these “Twix” rendition of the Retro V’s, we had so much fun that I had to reach back into my phone book and hit up my old homie, HAMMERMAN. I let HAMMERMAN put the finishing touches on these by doing the “running man” in them until the soles wore out.

CAN’T TOUCH THIS!!! (oh yeah, and please…"DON’T BITE!!!”)