Foot Patrol Incident Report #7

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Spizike

DROOPY is back (in style)?!?

Phony Sharkskins is back with another monster in captivity…Faker has been running wild cause there are TOO many of these crazy renditions of the Spizike…this time, take a look at this tragedy…of course, a blue color-way would look nice, IF THEY WERE REAL!

Ok, I really brought these out cause of the faulty material…take a closer look at the “IV Wing” & peep how it’s hangin!?!…is this dude trying to bring DROOPY back in style?!? Guess it’s always been cool to sag, huh? (NOT!!!)

Well, guess who’s mad that people are disrespecting DROOPY? The lil homie DROOPY just sent me a text saying “anyone who is caught drooping on their foot game might as well put one foot in a grave” cause there can only be one DROOPY!!!

You’ve been warned people!!!

Remember gang, when it comes fakes…"DON’T BITE!!!”

BEAST-DATE REMINDER: MAY 2, 2009

“Where are you Yeezy (again)?”

Beast Man here…just checking in to remind everyone about the upcoming BEAST-DATE featuring the 2nd color-way of the Air Yeezy’s. This Saturday May 2nd, it goes down once again so let the BEASTING begin!

Being the BEAST MASTER that I am, I already know where I’ll be…do you???? Stay tuned for more info but get ready to make moves cause some locations have changed from the last release…but don’t worry, camping out won’t get your Yeezy’s any faster this time!

Later BEASTS…

Foot Patrol Incident Report #6

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  Retro XIV

“What’s up with this MUMBO JUMBO?”

Phony Sharkskins is back on the scene…sorry for the delay but the Street Sharks have been busy at work capturing more of the Evil Faker’s henchmen.

This time, we found some RETRO XIV’s and boy what a disgrace!  It’s hard to tell in this pic (sorry, had to move quick to get these), but the mid section actually has a red laser collage similar to the patterns featured on the DUB ZERO…There’s entirely too much going on and the madness ends here…not only are they coping another classic, but to add LASER print is absurd…I mean, what’s up with this MUMBO JUMBO?!?

So you know who I had to call to try to figure out what’s going on here?…None other than, MUMBO JUMBO himself…and he couldn’t even figure out how & why this mess was put together (and looking at these only made him mad)!!!

Remember people…when it comes to fakes…“DON’T BITE!!!”

Phony signing out for now…I’ll be back soon though…stay tuned!

MADDEN NFL 10 is a BEAST

“The Fight for Every Yard”

EA Sports announced today that Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald and Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu will share cover duties this year. For the first time ever in the series, they've got two football players on the cover.

CK commentary coming soon…Beast Man has become M.I.A. due to the sudden MADDEN HYPE-BEASTING...

Coming Soon: CK - NBA Playoff Awards

The crew over here at Capital Kicks wants you to fully enjoy your NBA playoff experience with a few KICKS on us! We will be bringing you the Capital Kicks NBA Playoff Awards round by round all the way through the Finals (Just trying to enjoy the last few months of the season cause there’s really nothing pop’n until Football season starts again…sorry baseball fans!)

The whole crew will be working together to present a number of awards…here’s what you can look forward to:

All-CK Team

Mon-Star Award Presented by Beast Man

Vaporizer (aka Space Dust) Award Presented by Marvin

Top Flight Performer Award Presented by Phony Sharkskins

The Mind of Marvin

“What a SLY-BIRD!”

You know I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t comment on some unusual things that occur that you can’t figure out…Sooo…wsup with “Spirit” the Hawks mascot (if you can call a ‘live’ animal a mascot LOL) swooping down from the rafters and deciding to chill for the start of game 2 in the HEAT-HAWKS series.

I mean, this definitely was NOT part of the routine! This bird hovered over the court during play and posted on the shot clock/backboard camera…WHAT A SLY-BIRD! Who does he think he is?!? He didn’t pay for that seat! (those playoff tix are pricey!)

Even Josh Smith & Al Horford were shook and they’re the HOME team! (no wonder they lost)…You can pretty much count on Mr. Stern delivering a nice little fine to the Hawks Game Operations Department for holding up a playoff game with this botched routine (*players & coaches aren’t the only ones that get fined behind the scenes folks!)

While roaming the universe, I’ve become friends with a former earthling who resides in outer space now & I think he would have pulled off this trick with no problem…

Commander Stargazer knows all about SLY-BIRDs…if he can assemble the Silver Hawks, I think he can handle a few ATLANTA HAWKS!!!

Later earthlings…

Chauncey Billups is a BEAST

“Mile-High MON-STAR!”

Beast Man is on deck and there is some serious BEASTING going on up in Denver… Chauncey Billups aka “Mr. Big-Shot” is taking over the NUGGETS-HORNETS series…he’s balling so much, that we have to call him a “Mile-High Mon-Star” for his performance in the first 2 games of the series.

Total stats: 67 Points (31 & 36 respectively)…12/15 from 3-point land…ZERO turnovers!!!!

This is even more of an extraordinary effort cause he’s doing this against one of the league’s top point guards in Chris Paul…Averaging 17 pts & 12 assts is cool (if it’s the regular season) but Billups has taken the “sting” out of CP with 5 turnovers per to match that double-double.

We’ll see if CP3 can pick up the slack as the series swings to New Orleans…hopefully, he can conjure up some “Voo Doo” to slow down the Nuggets and “Mr. Big Shot”

Black Folks are BEASTS (for chicken)

“Love that chicken @ Popeye’s!”

Beast Man checking in again to let you know what’s going today…I was kinda caught off guard cause I could sense large groups of BEASTS migrating across the globe but I couldn’t figure out where they were going…luckily I’m a BEAST MASTER, so all I had to do was concentrate a little harder and the answer was right under my nose.

So what’s so special about April 22???…none other than Popeye’s “Pay Day” promotion…today only, 8 pieces of chicken were marked down to $4.99!?! (yeah, I know…so what’s so special about that again?)…You would have thought they were giving away FREE chicken with the lines so long all day. You know Beast Man lives for the hype and I had to pop up at a few Popeye’s to catch the hype…here’s what I found:

Location #1:

This 1st location had so many cars in the drive-thru that it spilled onto the main street and was actually backing up traffic! (shout-out to the girl who rolled down her window and asked me to take her picture LMFAO!…c’mon, spell it with me people...G-H-E-T-T-O!)

Location #2:

This 2nd location was worst than the 1st…The drive-thru line was so long that it actually double wrapped around the building! Wow! Customers were not discouraged cause people were lined up outside waiting to place orders inside! People parked behind the building and on neighboring streets just to go stand in line and wait for their chicken.

Click on the pics & see for yourself if you don’t believe me.

Between all the HYPE-BEASTING and savory chicken, I’m kinda tired (the “ITIS” is setting in!!!)…so, I’ll let Marv finish up this post if you don’t mine…later BEASTS!

Ok, its Marv here…Beast Man asked me to finish up cause he knew I was best suited to tell the world why this angers us over here @ Capital Kicks…I mean, what’s so serious about 8 pieces of chicken for $5??? Sorry, but I don’t think this is a big deal…why are all these Popeye’s being flooded with people for this promotion?…I’m pretty sure your local grocery store has a better deal for you & your family…I like chicken, but not enough to stand in line for over an hour for 8 pieces…somehow, I also feel bad for black folks cause this “chicken” stereotype seems to be true…being a Martian, I am oblivious to race issues, but man, why are black folks so HYPE on chicken? Pics don’t lie!…I’m not trying to be funny… just asking, WHY?

*NOTE: If this were SUPER POPEYE’S, I’d be there!…that’s REAL Louisiana cooking!!! (yes, Super Popeye’s does exist…my fav spot in Metairie, LA but unfortunately, Hurricane Katrina took ‘em out & they never opened back up…sorry I couldn’t share the experience)

I’m still mad at black folks tho (and confused) for this excessive BEASTING over some chicken…so what’s next? A watermelon & rim sale?

I’m done with you weaklings….Marv signing out.

Jesus Shuttlesworth is a BEAST

“He STILL Got Game!”

Well, well, well…look who decided to show up last night! I guess Mr. Allen received Beast Man’s page that the playoffs started…I can’t fully say Ray Allen has shown up yet (cause the guy wearing #20 in green only had 2 points at halftime), but in the second half…wow! Doc Rivers said he needed someone to win the game for them, but he didn’t know who…guess he got in contact wit Denzel cause Jesus Shuttlesworth came down from the heavens to save the day…Jesus came thru with 28 points (6-treys) in the second half including the game winning 3-pointer …Praise Jesus!

Props to Rajon Rondo with a MON-STAR triple-douple, 19pts…12rebs…16 asts…now that’s a BEAST!

Who knew this series would turn into the UCONN & LSU alumni game? Ray Allen vs Ben Gordon (Jesus, where was the D?…BG dropped 42!) and Glen “Big Baby” Davis vs Tyrus Thomas (Big Baby droppin 30?!?…Tyrus left his jumper in the overtime of game 1; he obviously left it somewhere cause he didn’t have it in game 2)…

Who’s going to show up in Chicago for game 3?

One is for sure, BEAST MAN will be there!…Cause that’s what BEASTS do!

The Mind of Marvin

“I Ain’t Lion!”

It’s your boy Marv back again and this time I’m mad at the Detroit Lions…well, not too mad cause it’s actually the best move they could make after being the first WINLESS team in NFL history.

Let’s talk about this new logo change, shall we…First, I’m always rooting for the “fierce” style logo changes especially for established franchises (ie Broncos, Falcons & Bucs)…but that’s where it ends in the case of the Lions…this logo was barley touched, I guess to add action…it has teeth now (but a team with little bite!)…there are also claws and an eye now too (guess they can finally see what direction they’re going!….LMAO T.K. on PTI)…and the new font?!?…Looks like the Lions are still “shook” to me!…or are they still licking their wounds from last year?

Well world, judge for yourself…here’s the old vs new:

OLD LOGO:

NEW LOGO:

In my opinion, a refreshed resemblance of the old logo is still not good enough…why do you want any part of last year? If you want to strengthen the Lions brand at this point, start over….no really, start from scratch!…change the colors too while you’re at it too! (and the name if you want...Detroit [Ford] Mustangs???)

Good try Lions, but not good enough…you still gotta play the games!…You can say Marv said it here first, and “I ain’t Lion [lying]!!”…The Lions have a bye in Week 7 and I bet they will be 0-6 going into the bye (over/under=no more than 1 win)…Peep the schedule for yourself:

Sunday, September 13
@ New Orleans Saints
Sunday, September 20
MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Sunday, September 27
WASHINGTON REDSKINS
Sunday, October 4
@ Chicago Bears
Sunday, October 11
PITTSBURGH STEELERS
Sunday, October 18
@ Green Bay Packers

You tell me where you see a Lions victory?…Guess we’ll see after The Draft, huh?…til then, Marv signing out earthlings.

Derrick Rose is a BEAST

Beast Man signing in just cause I'm hype on the start of the NBA Playoffs (that's what BEASTS do) and what a first game. Derrick Rose was "The Truth" this game tying the record for the most points by a rookie in his first playoff game.

36 Points 11 Assists 4 Rebounds and a Bulls win in overtime!?! Just wanted to give D.Rose his props & watch out for "Da Bulls!"


The kid is a BEAST! Can we say "Raging Bull?"

*Paging Ray Allen...The Playoffs have started...the Celtics might need you before the Conference Finals this year (if you wanna get there again!).

The Mind of Marvin

More NBA 2K9 Beef!?!

Marv checking in and I now have OFFICIAL BEEF with NBA 2K9…AGAIN!!! This time is all of the online settings and game-play…I used to complain about MADDEN online glitches, but boy does NBA 2K9 made MADDEN look genius…why is it so difficult just to play online…I mean, I did want to play the SAME game online as I normally play…guess I was wrong.

Here’s my beef and I’m not going to get over this until they fix it:

1. Where’s my friend list? I have to go in a lobby, find my boy, then join a match?!? 3 steps too many…

2. If you make me make my own sliders, why can’t I load them during online play? I have to customize sliders every game? That’s wack!

3. The game-play is not as smooth…I expected this but sometimes there is a noticeable delay (enough wit the pump fakes…shoot the ball!)

4. Last point (for now)…wsup with this “HAND” that freezes the user when the other user pauses the game...if I see you making subs or coaching decision, why can’t I? It’s not like I can’t see the players get up off the bench and sit at the scorer’s table if I wanna peep your moves...I can’t do anything while the “HAND” is up…Who does 2K9 think they are…They act’n like they’re Dikembe Mutombo blocking shots!?! Or are they bringing back the “Tony Yayo” dance?!?

Either way, get this damn “HAND” out of my face 2k9!!! I’m definitely mad at that…although the list continues, I’ll just stop here. Wow, I’m so disappointed…such high expectations and so little execution.

Tell you one thing tho, if I see that “HAND” one more time, I’m slamming down on 2K Sports like PATRICK CHEWING!!! Real talk!!!

Marvin signing out (and I’m still salty LOL)…later earthlings.

Foot Patrol Incident Report #5

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Spizike & Fusion VII-X

“Misery loves company…”

Phony Sharkskins is back on the scene with the Street Sharks & it took the whole gang to capture these monstrosities. Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you (go ahead, click, blow it up & see for yourself)…these are actual kicks and they were found roaming the streets [together].

Ok let’s go in on these Spizikes…I’m not even that mad at the classic black/red color-way, but still…that is the only pass cause the leather on these bad boys look as stiff as cardboard…guess you don’t have to worry about creases!!!

But it’s the counterpart that needed the most attention…I brought the whole gang in just to take a look before we escorted this garbage to its rightful home…THE SEWER…wow, I mean what’s good with these FUSION’s?!? Guess I’m the only one who’s never heard of the VII/X (& whatever else is on there)…just stop, you’re killing me.

This double dose of garbage made it’s way to the trash…But guess who found them & had a few KICKS on us?

Yes, even the RAT KING couldn’t co-sign this garbage…now that’s sad…all he knows is garbage (and rats)!?!

Remember gang, when it comes to FAKES…please, “DON’T BITE!”

Wale is a BEAST

“Representing the Errea, Young!”

Beast Man is back again for a quick post. I wanted to hit yall with these pics since I had them for a couple of days. My cuzzo, BEAST was geared up again for the Wale show featuring UCB.

And guess what BEAST got a glance @ when Wale hit the stage? None other than a fresh pair of Yeezy’s!!! What a BEAST!!!

BEAST wouldn’t let me go without talking about his “precious” Yeezy’s that he stood in line for 24 hours and couldn’t wait to see his first celeb in them…guess that’s what BEASTS do!

Well, I do have to admit, the show was good and the crowd was rocking the whole night…props to Wale & UCB

DMV representin’ for yall BAMAS…yeah I know, I’m a BEAST!!!

BEAST-DATE QUICKSTRIKE: “HARE” JORDAN I

“Shh!!!Be very very quiet, I’m hunting Wabbits!!!”

Beast Man checking in and I took some time this Easter weekend to hang with my old hunting buddy, Elmer Fudd. We were on the hunt for “Wild” Hare Jordan I’s.

This color-way was inspired by the “Hare” Jordan VII’s…which is another one of my fav’s…Take a look at both “Hare’s” taking flight at THE LAUNCHPAD!

Another successful Easter Hunt! You know I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t grab a whole field of “Wabbits!” I know…I’m a BEAST!!!

DJ RNS is a BEAST

MIXTAPE MON-STAR

Beast Man is on deck and I had to let yall know about my homie DJ RNS. This dude is a BEAST in the mixtape game….so much of a BEAST, that you can call him a MIXTAPE MON-STAR!!! Capital Kicks is definitely down with DJ RNS & the Iregula Muzik Entertainment family.

Capital Kicks & Iregula Muzik Presents…THE LAUNCHPAD MIXTAPE Coming Soon!!!!

As usual, Beast Man has the exclusives for you…hot off the presses is the latest R&B Mixtape from DJ RNS and it’s yours for free!!! (click below to download)…For more Mixtape Downloads, go to http://www.djrns.com/.

(click cover for FREE DOWNLOAD)

01. Lloyd - I Can't Wait
02. R. Kelly ft. 50 Cent - Do What It Do
03. Sam - Afterparty
04. Cassie ft. Fabolous - Super Model
05. Usher - Enchanted
06. Day 26 - Get Away Girl
07. Electrik Red ft. Lil Wayne - So Good (Remix)
08. Keyshia Cole ft. Lil Wayne - I Love You
09. Git Fresh - Like A Woman
10. Fabolous ft. The Dream - Throw It In The Bag
11. Camar - She Luv Me Love
12. Trey Songz - I Need A Girl
13. Bobby Valentino ft. Gucci Mane, Yung Joc & Nitti - Drinks Up
14. Trey Songz - In Ya Phone
15. Mario ft. Gucci Mane & Sean Garrett - Break Up
16. Day 26 ft. Yung Joc & Diddy - Imma Put It On Her
17. 2 Pistols ft. Joe - Lights Low
18. Yung Berg ft. Casha - Let U Go
19. Mims ft. LeToya Luckett - Love Rollercoaster
20. Ne-Yo - Love
21. Cassie - Like It Like This
22. Colby O'Donis - Ooh Aah
23. Ciara - My Man & My Music
24. Trey Songz - If Its Hood That U Want
Bonus Track
25. The Dream - Hater

You can thank me later….I know, I’m a BEAST!!!

*DJ Hate-amus Prime!?! Where you at dogg???*

The Mind of Marvin

ANTE UP, PEOPLE!!!

It’s your boy Marvin here and I want to put this out there cause I still can’t figure out why people act all funny when they owe YOU money?!?

I mean, no matter who it is they all act the same…You be the judge…over time, here are a few characteristics I have observed of these weak earthlings:

1. They always acknowledge the debt but never pays up

2. They make up their own “payment plan” that was never discussed with you

3. They pay you back in odd denominations at odd times (don’t chase me down just to pay me $35 when you owe me $200!!!)

4. You don’t have your $$$ back, but you see the debtor out all the time rocking new sh*t, posted in the club, talking about new sh*t they bought, etc. but somehow can’t pay you back $50

5. You ask for the money, but they act like “you’re good” and they feel they can pay wheneva they want cause you “had it” to spare in the first place

6. Worst of all…they may question what you need your own $$$$ back for and determine if its important or not (as if getting your money isn’t enough…if I gave you $$$$ in November and you still owe me $$$$ in April, who cares what you need $$$$ for at this point, I need my doe!!!!)

Sorry for the random post but sometimes I really don’t understand how these characteristics keep popping up in so many different people. I bet if I showed up at your door with a ‘NEUROMODULAR DISCOMBOBULATER’ pointed in your grill you’d think twice about them lame a$$ excuses and pay up my bread before I turn you into SPACE DUST!

C’mon people!…be responsible and pay your debt before things get ugly & friendships are ruined…word of advise tho, “Never lend more money than you can afford to give away” (cause you might not get it back!)

Later earthlings….Marvin signing out.

Foot Patrol Incident Report #4

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Retro V

IT’S HAMMER TIME!!!

I had to call in some muscle and bring in my boy “Hammer Head” to beat these monsters to a pulp. After trashing these “Twix” rendition of the Retro V’s, we had so much fun that I had to reach back into my phone book and hit up my old homie, HAMMERMAN. I let HAMMERMAN put the finishing touches on these by doing the “running man” in them until the soles wore out.

CAN’T TOUCH THIS!!! (oh yeah, and please…"DON’T BITE!!!”)

Foot Patrol Incident Report #3

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Retro XI

Phony Sharkskins’ job is never done with monsters like these roaming the earth. I definitely had to share this debacle and tragic version of the classic Retro XI.

Special love goes out to the lady Shark (yes fellas, there are lady Sharks out there too, so watch out!) who captured these “Ronald McDonald” XI’s…Thanks Miss Sixy!

Well, the photo speaks for itself and its another sad story for these Retro XI imposters. I did get a chance to talk to Mr. McDonald himself and he said that if anyone cosigns this shoe as the “Ronald McDonald XI” (and is serious about it), they will get some “special sauce” in their next Big Mac!

Stop ruining a classic!!! I’m NOT Lovin It!!!

BEAST-DATE RECAP – AIR YEEZY

“Unleash the BEASTS!!!”

It’s your pal Beast Man here and I’ve got the scoop on the latest BEAST-DATE featuring the Air Yeezy’s.

The BEASTS were already lined up on Friday morning ready for a 24 hour camp-out. I even saw my cousin, BEAST, leading the pack.

With less then 20 kicks on stash, only a few BEASTS got their real sizes and the rest, well you’ll probably see them on eBay somewhere…But I do have to call out one of the JR. BEASTS on location for spending the night and not even buying a pair once you had the chance!!! I guess you’re “true” to the game cause you didn’t buy a pair of kicks that you wouldn’t wear…but reality is the game is f*ck*d up and BEASTS really don’t care…and that’s coming from the BEAST MASTER!!

Love Me or Hate Me, but look what Beast Man got his hands on….I know, I’m a BEAST!!!

The Mind of Marvin

NBA 2K9 – Step Your Game Up!

Marv checking in real quick…just wanted to say I’m blown you can’t change the kicks in NBA 2k9.

I love the game and the graphics are out of this world (believe me, I know)…but c’mon 2k Sports?!? Do whatever you need to do to get that license cause I want to see players rocking their REAL KICKS!!!

If you can give me living rosters and updates online, you can update the shoes…that’s all I’m saying.