Foot Patrol Incident Report #19

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  AJ Six Rings X???

What an enigma?

Phony Sharkskins is on duty 24-7…look what I found roaming the streets in the early morning (6am)…these must be the next virus plaguing the scene since the swine flu!  This is another pick-a-combo shoe and let’s see if we can name all of the parts:  Six Rings, AJ X…umm, wsup with the upper?…and that tail/heel grip?…Where did that come from?

Finding all of the pieces to this contraption is harder than a crossword puzzle!!! (But its looks as simple at the Daily JUMBLE)  What an enigma!?!

Edward Nigma aka The Riddler couldn’t even solve this puzzle!!! And his riddles are pretty tough (Guess I should have called Batman instead, huh?)

When it comes to fakes, please “DON’T BITE!!!”

*Consolation Prize:  Peep the white paint cracking on the heel to reveal an all red sole…That means this shoe has no mid-sole! [That can’t be comfortable]