Foot Patrol Incident Report #19

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  AJ Six Rings X???

What an enigma?

Phony Sharkskins is on duty 24-7…look what I found roaming the streets in the early morning (6am)…these must be the next virus plaguing the scene since the swine flu!  This is another pick-a-combo shoe and let’s see if we can name all of the parts:  Six Rings, AJ X…umm, wsup with the upper?…and that tail/heel grip?…Where did that come from?

Finding all of the pieces to this contraption is harder than a crossword puzzle!!! (But its looks as simple at the Daily JUMBLE)  What an enigma!?!

Edward Nigma aka The Riddler couldn’t even solve this puzzle!!! And his riddles are pretty tough (Guess I should have called Batman instead, huh?)

When it comes to fakes, please “DON’T BITE!!!”

*Consolation Prize:  Peep the white paint cracking on the heel to reveal an all red sole…That means this shoe has no mid-sole! [That can’t be comfortable]

Foot Patrol Incident Report #18

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  Jumpman Pro Force

BUSTED!!!

Wsup gang, it’s Phony Sharkskins once again…this time I tracked down these monsters with my “night vision” while out on the club scene last week.  It’s funny that I haven’t seen this combo before but now I see them everywhere!!! [Guess I wasn’t paying too much attention, huh?]

We can all see that the Jumpman Pro upper is the latest model to be abused in the “fake factories.”  This is a shame…Jumpman Pro Force!?! C’mon yo…this is going a lil too far…So much, that I had to call in an expert on evil spirits…

The homie, Winston, couldn’t even identify these ghosts of the Jumpman past…If a Ghostbuster won’t come near these, who you gonna call???

Phony Sharkskins, of course!!!  Remember, when it comes to fakes…“Don’t Bite!!!”

MIKE VICK is a BEAST

Breaking NFL News from BEASTMAN:

It’s official!!! Mike Vick has signed with the Philadelphia Eagles…

Philly’s offense is loaded now and with a healthy squad, they can definitely go back to another NFC Championship game…and well, who knows?  Did you expect the Eagles to go as far as they did last year?  Would they have beat the Cardinals with Vick?  Gee, I wonder…

If you're not jumping on the bandwagon, you might be a hater! [It’s ok this time, show Vick some “brotherly” love!]

Mike Vick will be a BEAST in the Wild Cat…There are too many options for defenses to consider.  At the least, teams will waste time simply planning for Vick alone (that could get you 2 extra games right there).

So…when can I get my #7 Vick – Eagles jersey?…you know I can’t wait cause I’m a BEAST like that!!!

“I will redeem myself…” – Mike Vick

Foot Patrol Incident Report #17

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  AJF XI

The shadow of a classic…

Phony Sharkskins reporting for duty!  Here’s another tragedy that I found at the Iverson Celebrity Basketball game weeks ago.   This guy should be cited by the fashion police for impersonating the classic AJ XI.

These must have crept from the shadows of the classic Retro XI and were mutated into an evil twin…This is unexplainable…

Only the work of the Shadow Master could produce such evil…I’m not sure if the Double Dragon duo could save us from these villains…

Definitely, “DON’T BITE” on these fakes…later gang.