Foot Patrol Incident Report #13

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  Air Yeezy

“I can’t BEAR it!!!”

Wsup gang…it’s Phony again & I finally caught one of the sought after predators roaming the streets…I caught a glimpse of these yesterday and rushed to find my camera!!!  Unfortunately, these bad boys were on the go so I had to move quick to catch them so I could share with you all.

Wow, my first pair of faulty Air Yeezy’s caught in person!  Dude was strut’n hard in these joints like he was “The Ish!” (Shout out 2 Unruly Records!)  Guess dude didn’t care that this color doesn’t exist; he’s cised to be the only person rock’n these…what a shame…at least they matched his outfit, right? Wrong!… Sorry, I can’t BEAR it!… Doesn’t matter famo…you’ve just committed a major crime & Phony Sharkskins was there to seize this outlaw from Sneaker Justice.

Somewhere, the Kanye West “Bear” is being chased by Sneaker Demons like it’s a nightmare come to life…Stay away from the Flashing Lights!  Come back to the Good Life!  Pump ya brakes, & drive slow homie!…

Remember, when it comes to fakes, “DON’T BITE!”…Later folks