Foot Patrol Incident Report #11

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: AJ WTF?!?

Who constructed this devastation?

Phony Sharkskins is back on the scene and this time I have a public service announcement to make in a sec…before I do, lets jump in on this latest debacle…in order for you to see what I’m really up against, here’s an enlarged pic for you to view along (click below):

Wow…I’m speechless…where do I start?…these must be the Air WTF!!! I have never seen such a site and it took a while to take this all in…I mean, really?

C’mon man!?!…Air Dub Melo (Rings*) Force Fusion?!? Now this is ridiculous…Who could have constructed such a devastation?

The “Constructicons” combined to form “Devastator” couldn’t even cause a mess this big!!! Real talk, with all those pieces, who’s really in control? Looks like they have a mind of there own…out of control!!!

Ok, first off, let me give you the disclaimer – this is a pic of a kid so I’m not mad at him (well…I am, but not too much)…I’m upset with the parents! If you walk around like you “ballin” and got “stacks”, then why do you have your kids rocking fakes?!? I’m also not going to mention the other fraudulent items (Gucci) that’s not seen in the pic [oops! guess I just did]…somehow, I have the feeling these may have been purchased for average retail price ($70-$120)…if you want to be original, create your own style but you must keep the integrity [no fakes!!!] or else you have failed fashion 101 [miserably!]…you’re spending $$$ anyway, so why not get the real deal? At the least, your kid’s feet will thank you for avoiding those aches & pains during gym class…Stay tuned for another after-school special!

Remember gang, when it comes to fakes…"DON’T BITE!”

[*Note: While editing this post, I discovered another element to the shoe]