Foot Patrol Incident Report #13

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  Air Yeezy

“I can’t BEAR it!!!”

Wsup gang…it’s Phony again & I finally caught one of the sought after predators roaming the streets…I caught a glimpse of these yesterday and rushed to find my camera!!!  Unfortunately, these bad boys were on the go so I had to move quick to catch them so I could share with you all.

Wow, my first pair of faulty Air Yeezy’s caught in person!  Dude was strut’n hard in these joints like he was “The Ish!” (Shout out 2 Unruly Records!)  Guess dude didn’t care that this color doesn’t exist; he’s cised to be the only person rock’n these…what a shame…at least they matched his outfit, right? Wrong!… Sorry, I can’t BEAR it!… Doesn’t matter famo…you’ve just committed a major crime & Phony Sharkskins was there to seize this outlaw from Sneaker Justice.

Somewhere, the Kanye West “Bear” is being chased by Sneaker Demons like it’s a nightmare come to life…Stay away from the Flashing Lights!  Come back to the Good Life!  Pump ya brakes, & drive slow homie!…

Remember, when it comes to fakes, “DON’T BITE!”…Later folks

Foot Patrol Incident Report #12

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  Fusion VII / VIII

Greetings gang…I’m back with another “after-school” special…this time, I found a combo that doesn’t exist on the Jordan Brand menu…umm, VII & VIII fusion?!? Yeah, I had to do a double take the first time I saw these…nevertheless, I’m not surprised…

You’ll be happy to know that I found the culprit who is holding the VII/VIII molds & patterns captive and continues to produce these weapons of mass destruction…

None other than DESTRO himself…calling all G.I. JOE’s!  We have a COBRA loose in the grass!  [Where’s Snake Eyes when you need him?!?]

Top Flight Foot Patrol is on duty…Phony Sharkskins to the rescue! [Yo Joe!]

The Mind of Marvin

Hey world, your pal Marvin here…I know you haven’t heard from me in a while but I couldn’t let this go without saying something…I’m not really mad this time, but rather confused at these senseless acts…

So what was the deal with the LA Laker fans last night after they won the championship?  Fans were seen rioting around the Staples Center…I haven’t seen this type of mayhem in a while….um, didn’t yall know they WON!?!…Why are you tearing down your own home?  Fans were seen igniting bonfires & torches, looting local businesses, destroying & flipping over cars, etc. (see for yourself…click below)

C’mon LA ?!?  Guess the recession is an excuse for anything now?  This is just sad but at the same time I’m not surprised….so what would happen if the Lakers lost???    

2009 NBA Champs – LA Lakers

Congratulations to the 2009 NBA Champion Los Angeles Lakers.  Kobe Bryant finally got the monkey off his back and won a title without Shaq…KB8 definitely deserved Finals MVP by averaging 30-5-5 throughout the entire playoffs…meanwhile, Phil Jackson captured his 10th ring!!!  If coaching success is defined by winning, then Phil is the G.O.A.T. [& I don’t care who he had on his team…how many titles did any of his ‘great’ players win without Phil?  nuff said…]

Back-To-Back?!?  We’ll see in 2010!

BEAST-DATE RECAP: Air Yeezy (NET)

Greetings BEASTS!…Your pal Beast Man is checking in to recap the latest BEAST-DATE that occurred this past weekend.  This was the 3rd release of the Air Yeezy’s.  The first 2 releases brought out plenty of BEASTS…Here’s the rundown on the ‘Net’ Yeezy release…

There were less than half of the BEASTS on location as compared to the Black/Pink release…as you can see, my cuzzo Beast was in line once again leading the pack…everyone got there raffle tickets & waited for their #’s to be called…plenty of BEASTS learned from the last raffle & brought friends to increase their odds with extra raffle tickets…One lucky BEAST walked away with 3 pair!!! [thanks to the 3 females he brought along]…A few BEASTS from the Black/Pink release that did not win any kicks before, got their # called this time…so I guess it all evened out, huh?  The same BEASTS who were crying last time about how unfair the raffle was, walked away with a pair (or more) this time…still fair?

Oh well, nothing left to say (sorry, no real drama this time)…

Love Me or Hate Me…but, look what Beast Man got his hands on!

Til next time,  BEASTS!!!

Foot Patrol Incident Report #11

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: AJ WTF?!?

Who constructed this devastation?

Phony Sharkskins is back on the scene and this time I have a public service announcement to make in a sec…before I do, lets jump in on this latest debacle…in order for you to see what I’m really up against, here’s an enlarged pic for you to view along (click below):

Wow…I’m speechless…where do I start?…these must be the Air WTF!!! I have never seen such a site and it took a while to take this all in…I mean, really?

C’mon man!?!…Air Dub Melo (Rings*) Force Fusion?!? Now this is ridiculous…Who could have constructed such a devastation?

The “Constructicons” combined to form “Devastator” couldn’t even cause a mess this big!!! Real talk, with all those pieces, who’s really in control? Looks like they have a mind of there own…out of control!!!

Ok, first off, let me give you the disclaimer – this is a pic of a kid so I’m not mad at him (well…I am, but not too much)…I’m upset with the parents! If you walk around like you “ballin” and got “stacks”, then why do you have your kids rocking fakes?!? I’m also not going to mention the other fraudulent items (Gucci) that’s not seen in the pic [oops! guess I just did]…somehow, I have the feeling these may have been purchased for average retail price ($70-$120)…if you want to be original, create your own style but you must keep the integrity [no fakes!!!] or else you have failed fashion 101 [miserably!]…you’re spending $$$ anyway, so why not get the real deal? At the least, your kid’s feet will thank you for avoiding those aches & pains during gym class…Stay tuned for another after-school special!

Remember gang, when it comes to fakes…"DON’T BITE!”

[*Note: While editing this post, I discovered another element to the shoe]

BEAST DATE REMINDER: June 6, 2009

Where are you, Yeezy [once again]???

Beast Man checking in once again…just a reminder, the 3rd installment of the Air Yeezy’s are dropping this Saturday. The “Net” Grey Yeezy’s are releasing again in limited quantities…So, let’s see who takes heed to Beast Man’s word this time…

Wanna know where to cop??? If you’re a real BEAST, you already know…but if you wanna know so bad, you can find me at the same location as the last release (black/pink)…let the BEASTING begin!!!