Phony Sharkskins & The Street Sharks

“Top Flight Foot Patrol reporting for duty, sir!!!”

I am Phony Sharkskins, the General of the Top Flight Foot Patrol unit featuring The Street Sharks. My Sole Duty is to bring attention to the Fake Sneakers that corrupt the land and pollute the earth with their bad “air.”

Every week I will post a picture of one of the hideous monsters that my crew rounds up while patrolling the streets. We travel the globe to fight the evil “Faker” and stop his henchmen from distributing unauthentic footwear.

Sometimes I wonder how & why these monsters are created but the plague has spread and doesn’t look promising for the future.

With the help of The Street Sharks, Phony Sharkskins will save the world!