Foot Patrol Incident Report #1

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Retro VII Imposter

I had to use the “sneak” attack to hide out and capture these monsters…

Wow!!! What is going on here?!? I mean, really?

Did the “Grinch Who Stole Christmas” also steal a Retro VII template and make some shoes to match his green fur?? Or did someone just throw-up on dude’s feet? Yuk!

I’m here to show you this madness so eventually this problem will cease to exist. Why is this cool? If your friend has this shoe in their collection, you have my permission to smack them up side their head with the bottom of the shoe right before you set them on fire…Tell ‘em Phony sent you!

Remember world, when it comes to fakes…“Don’t Bite!”