Foot Patrol Incident Report #2

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Retro III (x 2)

Phony Sharkskins is here again for another report. This time I’m dropping a “Triple-Double” post (Not 1, but 2 pair’s of III’s) and you won’t believe some of the creatures the Streets Sharks have had to battle.

This first pair of III’s left me frozen in my steps! Looks like this color-way never made it’s way to Denver…This “rare air” needs to vanish into thin air, for real!!!

This second pair of III’s needed some extra strategy behind capturing this monstrosity. I had to pull out some “Kryptonite” to reel in these “Superman” clones. The world is just not safe when you have fake superheroes roaming the streets.

Phony Sharkskins’ job is never done, but always remember….

When it comes to Fakes, “Don’t Bite!”

BEAST-DATE REMINDER…April 4, 2009

Where are you Yeezy?

Of course I already sense tremendous hype from all you BEASTS in the world. The Air Yeezy’s are finally about to drop and I can’t wait to see the pandemonium. Get your $215 ready and stand in line cause there will be limited distribution (yeah, that’s right…$215!!!). I love the hype but I’ll fall back until the black color-way releases (gotta tame that BEAST!).

As a BEAST MASTER , I am calling all BEASTS to join me at one of the only stores in VA getting them this Saturday…if you’re a true BEAST, you already know the location…stay tuned for photos as I sense many BEASTS already migrating towards the area.

JadaKiss is a BEAST

“D-Block General, he stay shine’n…in the back of the van 2k9’n”

Leave it up to your pal Beast Man to find another BEAST in the streets, and this time we’re showing some love (no homo). I was out 2 weeks ago with Phony Sharkskins and we got to link up the D-Block General, Jadakiss.

Phony is also a General, so you know how it goes down when 2 bosses are in the building! Jada stepped off the bus in the Jordan 2K9’s (S23 Black/ Metallic Gold) and “kicked” it with some of his fans for an exclusive listening party, previewing his new album, “The Last Kiss.”

Check out more photos courtesy of a few Street Sharks at ThePartyPaparrazzi.Net (click here: JadaKiss Listening Party)

After previewing the album and listening to the “Kiss My @$$: The Champ Is Here Pt. 2” Mixtape (hosted by DJ Green Lantern), I have to give Jada’s new project the official Beast Man stamp of approval. No ringtone raps!!! Thanks Jadakiss!!!

Make sure to cop the new album when it drops on April 7th.

One more note from from Beast Man before I’m out…I’ve been in contact with another “untamed gorilla” and wanted let yall know that his new album might have fallen under the radar….make sure to check out Gorilla Zoe’s new album, “Don’t Feed The Animals” which is in stores now…this is arguably one of the most slept on albums of 2009 so far.

Beast Man signing out…don’t believe the hype!

Foot Patrol Incident Report #1

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Retro VII Imposter

I had to use the “sneak” attack to hide out and capture these monsters…

Wow!!! What is going on here?!? I mean, really?

Did the “Grinch Who Stole Christmas” also steal a Retro VII template and make some shoes to match his green fur?? Or did someone just throw-up on dude’s feet? Yuk!

I’m here to show you this madness so eventually this problem will cease to exist. Why is this cool? If your friend has this shoe in their collection, you have my permission to smack them up side their head with the bottom of the shoe right before you set them on fire…Tell ‘em Phony sent you!

Remember world, when it comes to fakes…“Don’t Bite!”

The Mind of Marvin

“Oh Goody…I do enjoy studying you earthlings!!!”

Sometimes people do things that make me angry and the world needs to know how their actions affect others….Or sometimes people do the dumbest things that make us all laugh…either way, that’s why I’m here.

I am Marvin and I’ve sat around long enough observing you earthlings and now it’s time for me to speak up. 2009 has already proved to be an interesting year, you people have a lot to be accountable for. With that said, you better believe I’ve got something to say about all walks of life & style.

Before I take over the world, you will listen to my master plan as I hold you all captive as my test subjects.

In more understandable terms for you weaklings, you will ultimately find out what really “Grinds My Gears” LOL!!!

Beast Man is Alive

“Obey your master!!!”

The hardest part about being a lover, supporter, & connoisseur of any field is taming the BEAST inside of you. We all have it inside, but some control it better than others.

I am Beast Man, the ultimate BEAST MASTER and I have the ability to not only tap into your inner beast but I can also control your thoughts.

I am here to tell you what’s hot & what’s not according to Capital Kicks. This includes kicks, music, TV, technology, and more. Any place HYPE exists, the Beast Man is always around calling upon all of the inner BEASTS roaming the world. Being a BEAST isn’t always a bad thing but it’s how you carry yourself, especially when some of you don’t know you have an inner BEAST.

Beast Man is always on the lurk and I live for the HYPE!

Phony Sharkskins & The Street Sharks

“Top Flight Foot Patrol reporting for duty, sir!!!”

I am Phony Sharkskins, the General of the Top Flight Foot Patrol unit featuring The Street Sharks. My Sole Duty is to bring attention to the Fake Sneakers that corrupt the land and pollute the earth with their bad “air.”

Every week I will post a picture of one of the hideous monsters that my crew rounds up while patrolling the streets. We travel the globe to fight the evil “Faker” and stop his henchmen from distributing unauthentic footwear.

Sometimes I wonder how & why these monsters are created but the plague has spread and doesn’t look promising for the future.

With the help of The Street Sharks, Phony Sharkskins will save the world!

Welcome to The LaunchPad

Hello World, it’s your boy WhyNot? here…

On behalf of Capital Kicks, I would like to welcome you to our new blog, The LaunchPad. Before I tell you about The LaunchPad, let me give you some brief info on Capital Kicks and why we’re here today.

Capital Kicks was established in 2007 by 3 DMV natives who share a love for the sneaker game. Capital Kicks is a movement to capture the underling lifestyles behind the sneaker connoisseur culture. The movement isn’t just about Kicks (shoes), it’s also about the KICKS (thrills & excitement)!!!!

Without further ado…Capital Kicks brings you The LaunchPad!

The LaunchPad is your vehicle to take flight and evaluate your mind and body with exclusive info, commentary, interviews, and products via eBay.

Stay tuned for posts from some of my cartoon friends as they introduce themselves and let you know what's in store.

Check out the eBay auctions, sit back, and have a few KICKS on us!

COMING SOON…

Capital Kicks Presents The LaunchPad!

“A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step…”

Official blog coming Spring 2009