Foot Patrol Incident Report #14

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  AJF XIII

They just don’t rock steady?!?

Greetings folks…Phony Sharkskins is in the building & I’m reporting back on an outing I had about a week ago…More pics to follow but we’ll call this series the “Countryville Chronicles!”

Well, as you can see, I had to creep into the night to capture these villains…I had never seen this AJ XIII + Air Force 1 combination before so I had to move in stealth mode…as you can see these mutations keep getting weirder everyday…I knew what I was getting into when I rolled out to this event in the middle of the country but wow!  These bad boys just don’t rock steady wit me!!!  Rocksteady & the Foot Soldiers should take these back to Shredder so he can slice & dice this poor excuse for a sneaker!

As a matter of fact…here’s a couple clips of my pal, Donatello, taking care of Rocksteady for good!!!

TMNT - Donatello vs Rocksteady #1

TMNT - Donatello vs Rocksteady #2

If you decide to step out of your shell, make sure you rock steady!  And always remember gang…when it comes to fakes…“DON’T BITE!”

More “Countryville Chronicles” coming soon…