Foot Patrol Incident Report #16

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  Air Yeezy

Looks like too Man-E colors to me!?!

Guess who’s back!  Phony Sharkskins is on the scene once again…This time we have a BEAST wannabe as the culprit.  I found these down at the Allen Iverson Celebrity Basketball game a few weeks ago.  To my surprise, there were quite a few fakes roaming scene (more incident reports coming…).

Once again, why would you even play yourself like this trying to go hard with the Yeezy’s?  I still don’t get it…why is this cool?  And to add insult to injury, dude ended up chilling on A.I.’s team bench!  C’mon Bubba Chuck!  Friends don’t let friends wear fakes!!! Bottom line!  Tell me if I’m wrong, but it looks like there’s too Man-E colors on this shoe to me!?!

Oh wait!…looks like BEAST Man-E Face was just acting like a BEAST and wanted to pretend he had on some exclusive kicks!…That’s a good thing cause no one would really wear these, right?

*NOTE:  As a consolation prize, please enjoy to fake AJF Ol Skool II (???) standing next to the Yeezy’s.

Remember gang, when it comes to fakes…DON’T BITE!!!

Foot Patrol Incident Report #15

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  AJ IX

We have a mondo problemo, dude!

Phony Sharkskins is back in the building!  Check out another photo captured during the “Countryville Chronicles.”  Looks like the AJ IX with the XX3 pattern on the upper…and where did the green color-way come from? *PAUSE* I don’t know either, but they made me so sick that I turned green in the face! LOL!

In the words on my green faced pal, Michelangelo, “We have a mondo problemo, dude!”  This time I called upon the Gecko [not GEICO…this was definitely not an accident!] to help get rid of this green garbage.  Mondo Gecko promised to trash this junk deep in the sewer on his next extreme skate trip…

Hopefully, these shoes will disappear as fast as Mondo Gecko did in the TMNT series (and never be seen again)…

Til next time…later folks…remember, when it comes to fakes…"DON’T BITE!”

Foot Patrol Incident Report #14

Street Shark Surveillance Cam:  AJF XIII

They just don’t rock steady?!?

Greetings folks…Phony Sharkskins is in the building & I’m reporting back on an outing I had about a week ago…More pics to follow but we’ll call this series the “Countryville Chronicles!”

Well, as you can see, I had to creep into the night to capture these villains…I had never seen this AJ XIII + Air Force 1 combination before so I had to move in stealth mode…as you can see these mutations keep getting weirder everyday…I knew what I was getting into when I rolled out to this event in the middle of the country but wow!  These bad boys just don’t rock steady wit me!!!  Rocksteady & the Foot Soldiers should take these back to Shredder so he can slice & dice this poor excuse for a sneaker!

As a matter of fact…here’s a couple clips of my pal, Donatello, taking care of Rocksteady for good!!!

TMNT - Donatello vs Rocksteady #1

TMNT - Donatello vs Rocksteady #2

If you decide to step out of your shell, make sure you rock steady!  And always remember gang…when it comes to fakes…“DON’T BITE!”

More “Countryville Chronicles” coming soon…

The Mind of Marvin

So what’s going on here…it’s the 4th of July and everyone is supposed to be having a good time with their family & friends and we have to hear tragic news like this…

R.I.P. to Steve “Air” McNair…McNair and an unidentified woman were found shot to death inside a Nashville, TN condominium today…This comes as a total shocker!  What’s going on nowadays?!?  Hope this case gets solved quickly & the family can find some closure to whatever happened to cause this untimely death.