Foot Patrol Incident Report #9

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Retro XI

“No bread to toast?!?”

Wsup gang…sorry for the delay but once again Phony Sharkskins has been busy saving the world…this time, I’m posting this highly requested pic…If you were amongst the BEASTS at the last Air Yeezy release, you already saw these fugitives from Sneaker Justice…but don’t worry, the Foot Patrol seized them and locked them up for your viewing pleasure & amusement.

These were captured on a kid’s foot that actually got his number called during the raffle…as he approached the front of the line, you heard a few comments like “Where did you get those?…When did Jordan make those?…etc”…c’mon kid…you came to a major sneaker release rocking fakes!?! Bad move shorty, bad move…

Not only did the kid rock fakes, but he didn’t even have the $$$ to pay for the Yeezy’s…apparently his mom left him in line with no money and he couldn’t get in contact with her once at the register…the kid ended up having to leave after a 5-10 min wait and then his spot was given up to another raffle winner.

Sorry kid, if you didn’t have the money, you shouldn’t have been there in the first place…you only embarrassed yourself…I mean, dude had no bread… then, had to walk out [wearing fake classics] with a bitter/sad face…Not even Powdered Toastman could have coughed up enough bread to sweeten up this kid’s day!!!

Normally, I don’t go off on kids…but you gotta learn at a young age…when it comes to fakes, “DON’T BITE!!!”