Foot Patrol Incident Report #10

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: AJF12

Phony’s back! Once again, the streets keep calling me back [um…that means there’s too many fakes for me to catch at once…not a good thing people]…Well, I know this pic may look old, but it was taken about 2 weeks ago…how sad…since I keep running into these AJF 12 mishaps everywhere, I might as well keep posting them for you all.

Nothing much to say cause this pic speaks for itself…so, why is the mid-sole so thin? How about that lazy looking swoosh??? These can’t be comfortable at all!?! Is it me, or am I the only one who thinks they look like a Drunken Jack-O-Lantern! (…or maybe they were the result of that drunkenness, ya feel me?!? [yuk!])

Later gang…remember, when it comes to fakes, “DON’T BITE!”

The Mind of Marvin

Welcome Home Mike Vick!

Hello world, it’s your boy Marv signing in to welcome back Mike Vick!…That’s right, Mr. Vick is now back in Hampton, VA on home confinement for the remaining 2 months of his sentence. I’m glad to see this wrapping up and hopefully you earthlings will allow Vick to get his life together and receive a FAIR shot at playing football again.

Of course I wouldn’t be me if I wasn’t upset about something…so I’m calling out all rappers, hip-hop artists/moguls/CEO’s, etc…WHERE IS HIP-HOP WHEN YOU NEED THEM??? How come no one is talking about Mike (in a good way) and giving him props for doing his bid like a solider???…especially since this all started cause of his idiot posse (or lackeys) who messed up and brought Mike down over their mistake…I mean, rappers are always talking about “not snitching” and “doing time” like that sh*t is cool…some how come Mike Vick isn’t cool for serving his time??? (You better answer me hip-hop!!!)

I’m lil upset that Mike continues to get this negative press…Can he live?…with all those reporters literally in his driveway, isn’t that trespassing???…I hate this circus that continues to go on…leave this man’s family alone…I really don’t wanna see Mike’s daughter riding her bike in the driveway on Sports Center!?! Let that man be in peace with his family…he’s been gone for a year and finally gets to be with his fiancé & kids…does he not deserve any privacy???

Ok, let me chill before I really get upset!

Anyway, welcome home Mike! We still love you (no homo)!!!!

CK NBA Playoff Awards (RD 2) COMING SOON

The Conference Finals are set! Lakers vs Nuggets & Cavaliers vs Magic…where will amazing happen next?

Will Kobe & LeBron meet in the Finals? Will LeBron get his first ring? Well…we know Kobe’s got 3 rings & sometimes he can’t keep track of them!?!…[take a look ] LOL!

Round 2 CK NBA Playoff Awards coming soon…

Foot Patrol Incident Report #9

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: Retro XI

“No bread to toast?!?”

Wsup gang…sorry for the delay but once again Phony Sharkskins has been busy saving the world…this time, I’m posting this highly requested pic…If you were amongst the BEASTS at the last Air Yeezy release, you already saw these fugitives from Sneaker Justice…but don’t worry, the Foot Patrol seized them and locked them up for your viewing pleasure & amusement.

These were captured on a kid’s foot that actually got his number called during the raffle…as he approached the front of the line, you heard a few comments like “Where did you get those?…When did Jordan make those?…etc”…c’mon kid…you came to a major sneaker release rocking fakes!?! Bad move shorty, bad move…

Not only did the kid rock fakes, but he didn’t even have the $$$ to pay for the Yeezy’s…apparently his mom left him in line with no money and he couldn’t get in contact with her once at the register…the kid ended up having to leave after a 5-10 min wait and then his spot was given up to another raffle winner.

Sorry kid, if you didn’t have the money, you shouldn’t have been there in the first place…you only embarrassed yourself…I mean, dude had no bread… then, had to walk out [wearing fake classics] with a bitter/sad face…Not even Powdered Toastman could have coughed up enough bread to sweeten up this kid’s day!!!

Normally, I don’t go off on kids…but you gotta learn at a young age…when it comes to fakes, “DON’T BITE!!!”

Foot Patrol Incident Report #8

Street Shark Surveillance Cam: AJF 12

Greetings folks…Phony Sharkskins signing in for a quick post…I wanted to hit yall with tragic case of “False Fusions” LOL…this was a fair attempt at creating the AJF 12 in the playoff colorway…but I didn’t say this was a successful attempt!!!…The leather on these bad boys were definitely on the cardboard-ish side…not a good look in the rain!?!

I think the funniest part are the painted on stripes…whoever made these might as well left those off and went for strictly the AF1 look…

So, who has more useless stripes?!?…theses shoes or the Yipes Stripes zebra?

You be the judge…but remember gang, when it comes to fakes, “DON’T BITE!!!”

CK NBA Playoff Awards – ROUND 1

The votes have been tallied…(drum roll)…and now, The LaunchPad presents the Capital Kicks NBA Playoff Awards!!!

Shout out to Chauncey B-b-b-bill-ups for taking home the most Round 1 CK Awards…(we told you he was a MILE-HIGH MON-STAR!!!)

Where will AMAZING happen next? Round 2 is underway…

LeBron James is a BEAST

“King James is Crowned!”

Beast Man checking here…just wanted to give props to the newly crowded most valuable player…LeBron James was named 2009 NBA MVP today and he accepted his first MVP award in as gracious fashion as he entered the league. The press conference took place at his old High School, St. Vincent St Mary’s in front of his hometown crowd, family, friends, and teammates.

LeBron’s acceptance speech was humbling by giving credit for the award to his teammates (& player’s wives LOL)…He even had a chance to quote the movie “Friday,” by saying…"this [award] belongs to [all of] us, I’m just going to keep it at my house!”…LeBron also called his teammates on stage to share the spotlight and presented everyone with gifts as a sign of his appreciation (wonder if he REALLY paid for those cameras…& the “Beats by Dre” headphones got some free advertising too LOL!!!).

From Beast Man and the CK Crew…CONGRATS LEBRON!!!

BEAST-DATE RECAP: Air Yeezy (Black)

“Wake up Mr. West!!!”

“Good morning hustlers (that’s if you’re still living), get on down…”

Wsup BEASTS!!! It’s your pal Beast Man signing in to recap the latest BEAST-DATE featuring the 2nd color-way of the Air Yeezy’s. As you can see, my cuzzo Beast, was first in line (again!) … This time, he brought all of his lucky charms and got ready for the raffle! Take a look at the BEASTS on location…

Luckily, my cuzzo Beast’s number was called…he was so HYPE when he got his shoes that he had to rock them out of the store…what a BEAST!!!

The BEASTS were definitely out today and traveled from afar to take a stab at walking away with a pair of Yeezy’s. Some BEASTS obviously didn’t get the memo and STILL camped out over night…the raffle was set for 9a and everyone who was there between 8:30a – 8:59a received a ticket…sorry to the BEASTS who camped out and didn’t get their shoes…

But don’t be MAD at me!…I tried to warn you…the raffle was the fairest way for everyone to have an equal shot…so it’s you’re OWN fault for camping out (when you were told not to)…so enough with the crying!!! (grown @$$ men bickering about some shoes…what a sad sight)

As I always say…Love Me or Hate Me…but look what Beast Man got his hands on…

Yeah I know…I’m a BEAST!!!